The disco Storm Trooper can bust a move with his gold psychedelic helmet and white tux. Take that Jedi Knights. Why do I get this feeling that Chuck Norris is under there in disguise? Thanks Geek Orthodox.

This iPhone app has got it going…literally. The “Love Vibes” app has the ability to measure and score love making in the act. Does anyone else find this app creepy? Apparently, the app senses vibrations and is able to interpret how well someone is performing. My question is: Where does the phone have to be to record the “data”? Perfect gift for the self conscious, over protective, annoyingly geeky guy.

Halloween’s scariest twins. You know how it goes. You see them staring at you in the hallway, you see them watching you in your sleep. They stare and stare…sometimes chant. They talk in unison. They are evil.

Use only one word (or 2), pass along to six(I’m doing four, sorry guys!) favorite bloggers, and tell ‘em you did so.

So, here we go:

1. Where is your cell phone? Counter
2. Your hair? Short
3. Your mother? Outstanding
4. Your father? Never better
5. Your favorite food? Everything, seriously
6. Your dream last night? Sad
7. Your favorite drink? Coke
8. Your dream/goal? Interesting
9. What room are you in? Living room
10. Your hobby? Blogging
11. Your fear? The grind
12. Where do you want to be in six years? Traveler
13. Where were you last night? Apartment
14. Something that you aren’t? Unpassionate
15. Muffins? Banana nut
16. Wish list item? New car
17. Where did you grow up? Ohio
18. Last thing you did? Get mail
19. What are you wearing? Shorts
20. Your TV? Ancient
21. Your pets? Cat
22. Friends?
23. Your life? Ever changing
24. Your mood? Great
25. Missing someone? Sure
26. Vehicle? Sunfire
27. Something you’re not wearing? Jacket
28. Your favorite store? Publix
29. Your favorite color? Blue
30. When was the last time you laughed? 10 mins
31. Last time you cried? Soon
32. Your best friend? ALL
33. One place that I could go over and over? Mountains
34. One person who emails you regularly? Spam
35. Favorite place to eat? Outback

Here’s who I’m passing this on to!

Jeff B’s A View to a Thrill
Jennie W’s Generu
Vanessa’s Vanessasings
Andhari’s littleinsomniaclolita

I love this…

[Via Mark My Words]

I’ve been wanting to mention this.. every time I watch the NBC Nighty News their new corespondent [Chuck Todd] pops up. I’m not sure if its me, but he looks strikingly similar to Murray from Flight of the Conchords. I enjoy a laugh from serious news topics just by comparison. Congratulations Murray, you made it big!

Chuck Todd

Murray

Some of the best news comes out of Florida. Miami, 50 pounds of fake Viagra was seized in an attempt to smuggle the pills into the U.S. Why do I find this amusing? Usually its marijuana or cocaine that are seized in smuggle attempts. I feel sorry for guys who do actually get this counterfeit pill. Its bad enough to have the need for Viagra, but when it doesn’t work…priceless.

Idiots of the week. The pilots who missed their destination by 150 miles. They SAY the were in a heated debate and just so happened to ignore air traffic control amongst all the warnings. In my opinion they were both asleep, drunk, or playing hop scotch like school girls at recess.

Wonderful action mini movie with a heart pounding plot and tense action scenes. This is why you do not climb trees when being chased by a foreign government. Its an impressive “accidental” escape nonetheless. When you purchase your next cabinet and a guy walks out, you’ll know what the story is. Made in China.

Mylife is America’s number 1 people search! You can find everyone all on one complete site. The first impression I get when checking out the site is how I like the simplicity of it. I’m always a fan of simplicity and when you can coordinate all of your searches on one, clean site, then it scores points in my book. I also like how easy it is to start searching for people right from the homepage. I wanted to see how good the search feature really was so I typed in a long lost relative. The results were immediate and sure enough, six people came up under the name. The relative I was looking for was the 4th person in the results list with a picture next to the name, age, and also location. This lead me to think, what if I could find a long lost love? We were high school sweethearts who grew apart from both of us moving away. We kept in contact every now and then but you know how that goes. Its been a decent 6 years now so I decided to look her up using MyLife people search and successfully found her. We can now reconnect through email and reminisce past memories. Do you have a long lost love? Reconnect through Mylife.com.